fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
|*Wakes up in the middle of the night*|
|Me:||Please don't be 6am|
|Me:||MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!|
|*Shoves face back into pillow*|