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causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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ukaku:

reading tokyo ghoul likeimage

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  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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dutchster:

"you bet your sweet ass!"
*bets ass*
*wins a million butts*
nice

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french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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Dangarang
Ashen. Sixteen. It would be wise if you didn't test me. Seriously. I weep at the sight of a teacher holding a stack of questionnaires.