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lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

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greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls
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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

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britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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Dangarang
Ashen. Sixteen. It would be wise if you didn't test me. Seriously. I weep at the sight of a teacher holding a stack of questionnaires.